A bill has been introduced in the House of Representatives to create “The Affordable Citizens Safety Act” (ACSA).
The law would require mandatory gun ownership for every American. It would require all Americans to be responsible citizens and assume responsibility for their own safety, thus making the police obsolete. By eliminating the police our government will save billions of dollars. And maybe billions more by trimming the demand for social programs as a result of reduced population!
Meanwhile, people want to increase the minimum required age for gun ownership from 5 to 6 years. Michelle Bachmann is outraged at this “blatant age discrimination.”
Is this a great country or what?
Just ask the NRA.