The Wonderland.

The law will require a mandatory gun ownership for every American. This law will require every American to be a responsible citizen and assume responsibility for their own safety

A bill has been introduced in the House of Representatives to create “The Affordable Citizens Safety Act” (ACSA).

Guns for all!
National citizens safety in action

The law would require mandatory gun ownership for every American. It would require all Americans to be responsible citizens and assume responsibility for their own safety, thus making the police obsolete. By eliminating the police our government will save billions of dollars. And maybe billions more by trimming the demand for social programs as a result of reduced population!

Young kids with guns
Never too young.

Meanwhile, people want to increase the minimum required age for gun ownership from 5 to 6 years. Michelle Bachmann is outraged at this “blatant age discrimination.”

Is this a great country or what?

Just ask the NRA.