American Hero

SPARKS, Nev. – “Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the buttocks at a Nevada movie theater during a showing of “The Bourne Legacy.”

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Finally. Somebody followed my advice and acted! Our hero freedom fighter took the concealed gun to the movie theater to protect himself and his family. He really put his butt on the line! The NRA should be proud. My fellow free Americans! I urge you to follow this true American and please bring your guns to the movies. But as a precaution please wear bulletproof underpants. To protect the center of your intelligence.

SPARKS, Nev. – “Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the buttocks at a Nevada movie theater during a showing of “The Bourne Legacy.”

How ironic.

The man told officers the gun fell from his pocket Tuesday night as he was adjusting himself in the seat and that it discharged when it dropped to the floor.”                                                 http://news.yahoo.com/man-accidentally-shoots-self-buttocks-gun-falls-pocket-082826134.html

Smart bullet! It found the right place.