After the short break for the Sochi Olympics, I, Putin am going back to the boring, daily grind.
The usual stuff like:
Crush Ukraine’s rebellion
Throw these stupid Pussy Rioters back in jail
Help this poor schmuck, Assad, keep Syria.
Take a crap on the EU
Overrun some miserable boring countries (don’t remember the names)
Help Iran screw Americans.
Screw Obama again
What a drag!
But somebody has to do it.
Boy do I miss the good ol’ KGB!
“But I am the Emperor of the Great Russian Empire
And, as much as I would like to enjoy MY Greatness, duty calls.”