Blue Hands

Inept Republican party
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The face of the GOP
The face of the GOP

 

After the State of the Union, you could recognize Republicans by their blue hands.  Why?  You try to sit on your hands for an hour!  On the other hand the GOP should have gotten used to it.  They have been sitting on their hands for over two years now.

The Odd Couple

For you, Mr. McCain and for you Mr. Graham, my advice would be to regain your long-term memory and also some thinking abilities and accept that you two are irresponsible chicken hawks.

McCain and Graham fools
Tough guys. Sacrificing lives of others

“While many Iraqis are responsible for this strategic disaster, the administration cannot escape its share of the blame,” the senators said in a joint statement.  “When President Obama withdrew all U.S. forces … over the objections of our military leaders and commanders on the ground, many of us predicted that the vacuum would be filled by America’s enemies and would emerge as a threat to U.S. national security interests.  Sadly, that reality is now clearer than ever.”

“The administration’s narrative that Iraq’s political leadership objected to U.S. forces remaining in Iraq after 2011 is patently false,” said McCain and Graham, military hawks with an active interest in Middle East affairs.  “We know firsthand that Iraq’s main political blocs were supportive and that the administration rejected sound military advice and squandered the opportunity to conclude a security agreement with Iraq.” http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/01/04/mccain-graham-blame-obama-for-al-qaeda-related-takeover-fallujah-call-situation/

Sound Military advice?  Sound military advice?

For you, Mr. McCain and for you Mr. Graham, my advice would be to regain your long-term memory and also some thinking abilities and accept that you two are irresponsible chicken hawks.

Talking heads
War criminals responsible for countless death’s and sectarian violence.

And it would serve you well to remember that you supported this unlawful invasion in a country that posed no threat to America. And, the two of you, considering your frequent advice to President Obama, should have known that invasion and destruction of the Iraqi society would lead to sectarian violence.

And now, after this totally unnecessary and criminal war caused mayhem and destruction in Iraq, with thousands of Americans dead or injured and a ruined economy, you have the nerve to blame President Obama for ending the war, ending the disastrous campaign that could not be sustained anymore?  Have you no shame?

Military advice?  Military’s function and duty is to execute orders of the Commander In Chief, not to make policy.  It is your job, your duty, to conduct sound policy here and abroad.  And both of you have failed!

And it would be a sound policy for the two of you to shut up and go away…for the greater good of our country.

World Domination

Out of control Tea Party rules and destroys America. And the Speaker of the House is powerless to stop the self destruction.

Tea party wants world domination
Ted Cruz and John Boehner

 

Tea Party hack
Ted Cruz the Brain
Tea Party controls the GOP
Boehner the Pinky

Ted Cruz and the Tea Party are hellbent on World Domination and are ready to sacrifice the GOP, the country and the whole planet.  They intent to show these liberal inept humans who is the boss around here on this miserable planet.  And you – you little schmuck, Boehner, you can cry your eyes out in awe of Ted Cruz, the Brain and the Teabaggers’ infinite brilliance.  Obamacare, Shmabama-care – who cares!  The Brain Cruz aims higher!

World domination!  Hear Ye, Hear Ye!  The Brain is here!

 

The End of American Exceptionalism.

The day that our most patriotic Americans feared is upon us. This day is an end of American exceptionalism. Obamacare invaded the country and America provides health care for it’s citizens. Just like everybody else.

Tea Party fools
We are refusing to accept Government health!

The Day of Reckoning is here!

Obamacare
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Tea Party Fools
Free but not Obamacare

The day that our most patriotic Americans feared is upon us. This day is an end of American exceptionalism and Freedom. Obamacare invaded the country and America provides health care for it’s citizens…just like everybody else.

Weapons, Not Food

House votes to keep increased spending on ‘unneeded and unwanted’ nuclear bombs (via Raw Story )

The Republican-led House of Representatives on Wednesday rejected a measure to roll back spending on B61 nuclear bombs deployed and stored in Europe. Democratic Reps. Jared Polis (CO) and Mike Quigley (IL) proposed an amendment to a water and energy…

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Senator Ted Cruz for President!

Senator proved to us that any severe conservative Republican whose mother ever had sex in the US is eligible to become the President of the United States of America”- Birther’s United for Real President (BURP) representative said.

North Carolina and women rights
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Senator Ted Cruz the hypocrite.
She knows.  Good to go Mr. future President!

Senator proved to us that any severe conservative Republican whose mother ever had sex in the US is eligible to become the President of the United States of America”- Birther’s United for Real President (BURP) representative said.

Senator Cruz proves once again that Obama is not eligible to be President because he Obama did not prove that his mother had sex in America.  “Where is your proof Mrs. Obama?  Any videos?  A long form sex certificate?  You should have known better, Momma Obama!”

These BURPers are real patriots!  Real proud Americans.  Proud that their mommies had the privilege to have sex in America. And looking forward for the chance to screw America.

 

N.C. – “Women Protection Laws” Supercedes Sharia Law

In total solidarity with the N.C. women, N.C. legislature decided to beat Muslims to it and establish their own Sharia law which they call “Freedom From Federal Organized Oppression Law” or FFFOOL. And true conservative women of the great state of North Carolina fully agree with the following statement:

North Carolina and women rights
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Amendment 1 –  which adds an amendment to the state’s constitution banning all marriage, civil union, or domestic partnership for same-sex couples, passed today. State law already prohibits the freedom to marry for same-sex couples. http://www.freedomtomarry.org/blog/entry/anti-gay-constitutional-amendment-passes-in-north-carolina

In North Carolina, two state legislators have filed a bill to make it a crime, punishable by up to six months in jail, for women to expose their nipples in public, but their only stated justification for the idea is to put an end to topless rallies in the Smoky Mountain city of Asheville – of which there have been exactly two. http://www.allgov.com/news/unusual-news/the-battle-over-nipple-exposure-in-north-carolina-130217?news=847086 Rayne Brown, a Republican, introduced House Bill 34 to making it a Class H felony to expose “the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast.” http://now.msn.com/rayne-brown-gop-lawmaker-in-north-carolina-wants-to-make-exposing-a-nipple-a-felony

N.C. law
6 month in jail!

 

Nipples exposed
Good girl!

 All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.  Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. http://www.stupidlaws.com/all-couples-staying-overnight-in-a-hotel-must-have-a-room-with-double-beds-that-are-at-least-two-feet-apart/

“A bill proposed by two of them (Congressmen} that says North Carolina and its counties and towns have the right to establish an official religion.”
Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/04/04/3960702/bills-are-laughable-so-nc-is-butt.html#storylink=cpy

HB518 makes it a state crime for any N.C. public servant – that includes police and judges – or any agent of the U.S. government “or dealer selling any firearm” in the state to enforce or try to enforce any federal law regarding such firearms and ammunition made in the state and that stays within its borders. To do so would be a Class 1 misdemeanor.
Read more here:
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2013/04/04/3960702/bills-are-laughable-so-nc-is-butt.html#storylink=cpy

Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times. http://www.harford.edu/faculty/dvolkart/handouts/odd_state_laws.htm

Concerned Women for America of North Carolina, a conservative women’s group, will be at the legislative building Wednesday to talk about shielding American courts from Sharia law.

A morning press conference will be followed by a two-hour legislative briefing in the afternoon. Last month, the House passed a bill sponsored by Transylvania Republican Chris Whitmire that prohibits use of Sharia law in state courts. Read more here: http://projects.newsobserver.com/under_the_dome/concerned_women_and_sharia_law#storylink=cpy

In total solidarity with the N.C. women, N.C. legislature decided to beat Muslims to it and establish their own Sharia law which they call “Freedom From Federal Organized Oppression Law” or FFFOOL.  And true conservative women of the great state of North Carolina fully agree with the following statement:

“Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allah has made one of them to respect the other, and because they spend from their means.  Therefore the righteous women are devoutly obedient and guard in the husband’s absence what Allah orders them to guard.”  Although the Quran does say this, the superiority of men is interpreted in terms of strength by the context – men maintain women.[6]

This of course is the statement from the Quran but in their blessed ignorance the free FFFOOLs of the N.C. Legislature are very proud of themselves as being on the forefront of all the FFFOOLs in our great country.

Bottom line
Bottom line

Breaking News and Silinness..

Why all this commotion? What is happening? First contact with the alien civilization? World peace? Muslim Brotherhood accepted democracy? Republicans accepted Obama as American President?
New royalty. His Presence! Aim higher my friends! Halleluiah! The brand new Royal Baby is on the way! How blessed we all are. People of Earth! Rejoice! The fresh royalty is showing his royal head out of the royal womb and checking out the paparazzi filled world. Oh the suspense… Will he decide to bless the Earth with His Royal Presence? Will he?

Royal baby
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The World is in a state of suspense and anticipation.

Reporters from around the world gathered, waiting, spending sleepless nights around the sacred grounds.

Newspapers, magazines, radio stations and television are on high alert, ready for the breaking news.

The World is holding it’s collective breath.

Royal Baby
The suspense!

Why all this commotion?  What is happening?

First contact with the alien civilization?

World peace?

Muslim Brotherhood accepted democracy?

Republicans accepted Obama as our American President?

Aim higher my friends!  Halleluiah!

The brand new Royal Baby is on the way!  How blessed we all are.

New royalty
His Royal Presence!

People of Earth!  Rejoice!

The fresh royalty is showing his royal head out of the royal womb and checking out the paparazzi-filled world.

Oh the suspense…

Will he decide to bless the Earth with His Royal Presence?  Will he?

We horses are buffed with all this commotion.  We never create so much hoopla about a newborn horse; also we have a better reason for excitement.  At least we horses earn our living.  But we are too busy for this human nonsense.