The collaboration between the GOP and the NRA is a success. They came up with an ingenious solution to many problems plaguing America: GUNS!
Here are just a few examples on how the plan will work, saving billions in taxpayers’ money and cutting Big Government:
Getting rid of bad teachers: mandatory guns for students in the classrooms. Instead of wasting time on stupid subjects like science and history, let’s teach kids how to shoot.
Getting rid of bad students: mandatory guns for teachers. And those liberal teachers better learn how to shoot straight…fast…because kids are quick learners.
Arizona Group Plans To Give Away Free Shotguns To People In High-Crime Areas
Who needs police with their stupid unions? Stand your ground, my fellow Americans! Shoot first and ask questions later. And if it is your mother-in-law sneaking up on you in YOUR house – too bad. She should have known better!
Reducing jail population in the US – easy. No government needed! Guns for all inmates will do the trick. And this will create a great reality show that all red-blooded, real Americans will enjoy.
This brilliant move will also save money wasted on Death Row inmates’ expenses like judicial process, lawyers and other unneeded crap.
Eliminating bad driving habits (or bad drivers)
Over 6 million car accidents happen every year in America.
Solution: a mandatory gun in every car. We don’t want Big Government to butt in on our affairs. See a moron driver – shoot! That will bring some excitement and fun on the roads.
Birth control, the Republican way
Pro-life American patriots are determined to outlaw baby-killing abortions and they will fight tooth and nail to preserve the American freedom to kill one another with concealed guns and assault weapons.
Health care. Only in America do we have the freedom to kill 30,000 citizens but we don’t have the right to health care.
The solution to many of America’s problems is simple. And the National Rifle Association and their comrades in the Republican Party are willing and able to implement it.
Happy shooting! And Walmart will help with ammunition.