CNN – New and newer breaking…news?

CNN degradation from a news organization into a gossip and pointless opinions outfit.


CNN unreality reporting
Flight 370… Flight 370… Flight 370..HELP!

CNN "reporting"
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CNN “reporters” are in need of mental health counseling.  It has been reported that many including Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper are being diagnosed with PTSD.  One of the symptoms:  they cannot stop talking about the Malaysian flight 370 disappearance.  At home, in the toilet, even during sex they are unable to stop talking aloud about aliens and terrorists and black holes, oceans of garbage and toy planes.  Families are ruined, children are being abandoned, partnerships falling apart.
It is getting so bad that CNN is working on the sequel to the current “flight 370 crush into the 4th dimension” unreality show.
The sequel:  "Flight 370 and CNN Mental Health" is in the early stages of production right now.  The genius of this show - it will be used as therapy for the poor unreality reporters being affected.  “It may just save my sanity”, said Wolf Blitzer.  “I am desperate.”
So stay tuned my friends.  The freak show some call “CNN Reporting” continues.

CNN New Reality Show.

CNN is airing a new reality show that is appropriately named “Where is the plane?” It’s main characters are actual people who call themselves “reporters” The airplane is real and is actually missing. The rule is that the “reporter” who comes up with the most outlandish idea on “Where is Waldo… sorry…the airplane” wins.


Baseless speculations
Go CNN!
Sensationalism based media
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Pure speculation by CNN
CNN breakthroughs.
Breaking news: CNN is airing a new reality show that is appropriately named, "Where is the plane?"  It's main characters are actual people who call themselves "reporters".  The airplane is real and is actually missing.  The rule is that the "reporter" who comes up with the most outlandish idea on "Where is Waldo... sorry...the airplane" wins.
Nothing is off limits: Bermuda Triangle, Black Hole, Time Warp, Teleportation, alien abduction - anything and everything goes!
Participants can ask for help if they are out of outrageous ideas.  They (the "reporters") can call relatives, psychics, even scientists.  So far people love the show.  The suspense, the imagination, resourcefulness are amazing! And what is great about this new show is that the cast doesn't have to use facts! 
The sky is the limit!  Oops...sorry, not true.  The Universe is NOT the limit. 
Episodes are aired with short intermissions when bored "reporters" talk about the silly world's affairs like wars, the economy, Putin and other stuff.  But here is the good news.  Considering multiple complaints CNN will broadcast the show without intermissions!
We viewers have power!  We, the People!  Go CNN!
CNN the gossip channel.
Just watch this plane disappear!
 

	

BREAKING NEWS !!!!

MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell Cuts Away From Serious Discussion Of Obama NSA Overreach To More Important News…

 

MSNBC sensationalism
I know Justin. But who the hell is Jane?
Sensationalism based media
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America was yawning watching MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell interviewing Jane Harman about the NSA overreach but suddenly… BREAKING NEWS!…

Host Andrea Mitchell interrupts former Congresswoman Jane Harman (D-CA) to report breaking news…

Direct from Miami!

America holds its collective breath…

What is it??

Palin 2016!
I read all of them!

Sarah Palin runs for President?

Chris Christie loses weight?

An alien invasion?

No my fellow Americans….. aim higher!

Respected MSNBC anchor Andrea Mitchell would never interrupt a former Congresswoman and currently the President and CEO of the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars for small stuff.  No sir!

Bieber is more important than  NSA
Trumps national security!

Breaking over the satellite:  Justin Bieber was charged with drunken driving, resisting arrest and driving without a valid license after police saw the pop star street-racing early Thursday morning, Miami Beach police said.

Here is our news media…never disappointing!  Keep up good work, Andrea!

Bieber rules!