“Senator proved to us that any severe conservative Republican whose mother ever had sex in the US is eligible to become the President of the United States of America”- Birther’s United for Real President (BURP) representative said.
Senator Cruz proves once again that Obama is not eligible to be President because he Obama did not prove that his mother had sex in America. “Where is your proof Mrs. Obama? Any videos? A long form sex certificate? You should have known better, Momma Obama!”
These BURPers are real patriots! Real proud Americans. Proud that their mommies had the privilege to have sex in America. And looking forward for the chance to screw America.