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4Mar/120

Entertainer rules the GOP

Posted by Horse

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James Carville on Bill Maher's show on Friday.... "Rush Limbaugh does not speak for the Repbulican Party... HE IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY"

18Dec/110

Insanity Epidemic in the GOP…or is it?

Posted by Nate

From Borowitz Report

Obama a Prime Suspect

Real GOP candidates are here

Real GOP candidates are kept here by Obama.

DES MOINES (The Borowitz Report) – A growing number of conspiracy theorists believe that the Republican candidates who keep showing up for televised debates are impostors and that the actual GOP candidates are tied up in a warehouse somewhere.

“There’s no way that these people are the actual candidates,” said Tracy Klugian, a leading conspiracy theorist who subscribes to the warehouse theory.  “The American people need to stand up and demand the return of the real ones.”

Mr. Klugian, who started the website WhereAreTheRealOnes.com, said he started suspecting “something was up” months ago when the “supposed Republican candidates started debating,” but last night’s debate in Iowa left little doubt in his mind that the actual Republican candidates have been detained elsewhere.

“When the most sensible person onstage is Ron Paul,” he said, “you know that what you’re witnessing is an elaborate hoax.”

Conspiracy theorists like Mr. Klugian leave little doubt who might be behind the conspiracy to tie up the actual candidates at some remote location: President Barack Obama.

“If you could ensure that you’d be running against Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney, wouldn’t you?” he said.  “When the truth about this conspiracy comes out, it’s going to make what happened with the aliens at Roswell look like a game of duck-duck-goose.”

Meanwhile, Mr. Klugian said he remains “baffled” by people who insist on believing that the seven people who debated last night in Iowa are the actual Republican candidates.

Imposters

GOP impostors or Obama agents.

“There’s no way you can believe that if you actually watched the debate,” he said.  “It was like a sitcom with no main characters and just wacky neighbors.”

Finally here is a plausible explanation on what happened to the Republican party.  These clowns are not real republicans!  How come I didn't think of it?  Thanks, Andy Borowitz!

Mr. President: I demand that you and the Democratic leaders stop this conspiracy and release the real GOP candidates immediately! I am starting the petition drive to demand the end of this outrageous act by Obama.

   

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