After the first presidential debate, political commentators have reached a consensus. The talking heads came to a shocking conclusion: Barack and Mitt need emergency debate materials.
Due to heavy use, Mitt Romney needs a new Etch-and-Sketch.
President Obama needs new balls and a steady supply of energy drinks.
Both of them need a crash course led by Bill Clinton on speaking to the point.
This is an urgent call to all Americans who love this country: HELP!!
Painfully….my own balls almost fell off listening to these two!