Just in the news!
Junior Senator Ted Cruz (McCruz real name) found a long lost twin brother! Says delighted Cruz: Now after I found Josef it seems so obvious that we are related. The looks, the demeanor, politics! His love of freedom, hatred of communists Muslims and Muslim communists! I have been Josef’s admirer for a long time, Cruz admitted. Just like me he was prosecuting communists and their sympathizers. He is my inspiration. His wisdom helped me in my fight with Muslim sympathizers like Chuck Hagel and John Kerry. Brother McCarthy is a real patriot. His example gave me strength to confront Kenyan Muslim Communist, B. Hussein Obama (“B” stands for black). Says Ted: I know my brother is watching me with approval. And so is my close friend and mentor, Sarah Palin. And I know with their help we will save America!
In conclusion I just wanted to add that with Congress like this I am happy to be a horse.