Sony on a short leash
North Korea hacked into Sony Pictures’ spine and officially now has Sony Pictures on a short leash. From now on every new movie release has to be approved by the Great Leader.
The European Union removed Hamas from the terrorists list and is going to invite Hamas to become a member of the EU. That bold move will help the EU fight the Israeli expansionist and genocidal policies in the otherwise peaceful Middle East.
Closer ties with Cuba
After long negotiations, Cuba agreed to help Obama spread Socialism in the United States. Real American patriots (also known as the Republicans) are outraged that instead of bombing Cuba as we in America usually do with other countries he, Barack Hussein Obama, is in cahoots with Castro to finally enslave all freedom-loving Americans under the Obama-Castro Communist regime.